The College Student

I wish I had more money.

I wish I had more brains.

I wish I had more time to work

And less time being insane!

I wish I had everything.

I wish I had all the best

In everything I do.

I wish I had effortless success!

I wish I had more energy.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

I wish these weird guys in white suits

Weren't coming to take me away!

I wish all education were free.

Then I wouldn't have to be poorer than poor.

I wouldn't have to suffer these student bills.

But now they're wanting more!

I wish I didn't have a budget crisis

Or astronomical book fees.

I wish college wasn't so expensive.

Everything's more expensive than me!

I wish I had more looks.

I wish there were more rich single men.

Make that rich, idiot, single men.

I wouldn't have to suffer college then!

I wish I had more time to study.

I wish I didn't have to cram.

I wish I knew all of this stuff

So I could ace this stupid exam!